Day 24: Describe Yourself
[seriously? ugh. i have been sitting on this “assignment” for at least a couple of weeks. it is so difficult for me to even begin that i have to trick myself. this is how i am doing it: i am writing a letter to someone who is going to meet me for the first time and knows nothing about me. here goes…]
Jessica is tall, about 5′ 9″ and has super-short hair. You will probably notice her when she walks in. Oh, just so you know, she is usually late. Not super late, but 5-10 minute variety late. I know she’s been working on it, but, just so you know…
You will probably notice her walk in if you are there waiting for her. Like I said, she is tall and has super short hair, so that makes her stand out. She is probably in workout clothes because she is a PE teacher. She likes to dress up though, so she might have on something else. She has taken to wearing dresses lately because it’s easier and they are more flattering to her curvier, fuller than normal figure. She has told me that she feels fine nude, but when she has to “shove her body into jeans” she feels less good about herself, so she is trying to avoid that whole fiasco by wearing dresses whenever possible. Plus they are more feminine and sexy and people react like she is dressed up when it was really very easy to pull a dress over her head.
I think Jessica has a great smile – she gets told that all the time, but she doesn’t hear the good stuff as easily as she hears the negative. Her mom was known for having a great smile too, so it’s a nice thing to have passed on. Her mom died a few years ago from severe early onset dementia at the age of 61. Jessica and her sister were there when it happened. She has written some really wonderful stuff about it. That said, if you comment on her forgetting stuff she may be sensitive to it. She will laugh it off, but I think it is something that is always in the back of her mind. She is very much like her mother, and that’s really a pretty good thing for the most part. Now that her daughter is a teen, she really notices it and, like many women of her age, it takes some adjusting to.
Jessica is super easy to talk to. I can’t think of much that shocks her and she is pretty open to hearing about anyone’s opinion. She may not agree with you, but she believes everyone is entitled to a well-thought out argument. There are a few things that will get her going, but I will leave that up to you to discover. Seriously though, she is super open and prefers real, deep conversations over small chit chat. She would rather sit quietly or be alone than have to make small talk.
Speaking of being alone – man, she loves that! I think she needs alone time more than most people. She probably fantasizes about being a hermit or something. Since she thinks too much (she would totally tell you she does, so I am not at all taking behind her back) and she works at an elementary school she craves quiet time after work. She is not much of a morning person, per se, but she gets up early most mornings to meditate.
If she could be anything I think Jessica would be an author. A novelist or memoirist along the lines of Anne Lamott. I think she would be great at that. That she would really be a) good at it and b) at peace with that line of work. If she could be a semi-famous author who “sold-out” a little and optioned a manuscript to be a moderately successful cheesy hollywood movie and could earn enough money to live simply and continue to write and publish she would be happy. She is fully aware, however, that happiness is an inside job, and just because one does or has something does not, ergo, make them happy. So whatever you do, don’t preach to her about that! She can be quick tempered, and if you happen to catch her on a day where she is under time pressure and has had no quiet time…yikes. I pity you. You may not forget her harsh words or actions, but it will be water long under the bridge to her with a quickness. She generally doesn’t hold grudges and I think she gets annoyed if you do. She kinda likes to let all that bad air out (yes, that is a hint. don’t feed her too much dairy…) Yeah, she’s got a juvenile sense of humor and thinks farts are funny. Always hers. Sometimes others. Like her kids’.
She has two children who are the true loves of her life. She is super protective of them, like all moms are, and adores them fiercely. Family is of utmost importance to her and this includes her friends who are like family…and family who are like friends. She has experienced her happiest moments recently when surrounded by both – at thanksgiving and christmas and her daughter’s birthday slumber party when she got to relish the moment of being “that house” where everyone ran in and out and ate and laughed and had a good time. She really likes that stuff. She is grateful for her health, the health of her family and her good fortune in meeting a wonderful man to call her sweetie.
Speaking of the health of her family – she may downplay it, but she donated a kidney to her sister last spring. I swear it was like she knew she would be a perfect match and I never once heard her question her decision to undergo such a drastic procedure. She and her sister are pretty close you could say. I’m sure that made the decision easier.
Well, that ought to help you pick her out of a crowd. Just look for the tall, curvy, healthy woman with the bright smile, pretty brown eyes, and quick laugh. That’s her.